Refrigerator Nazi

There's someone at work who has been assigned the duty of keeping the employee refrigerator in the breakroom clean. This person's definition of cleaning is simply throwing everything away. In my humble opinion, anyone can throw things away. It's easy. You pick things up and put them in a trash can.

Unfortunately I made the big mistake of leaving my lunch bag in the refrigerator over the course of a few days. The biggest part of that mistake was leaving my silverware in that bag as well. I returned to the work the other day only to find that the refrigerator nazi had gone on a cleaning spree and threw away my lunch bag, silverware and all!

It doesn't really bother me that they threw the food away because really if I remember correctly all that was left in that bag was some stale cookies and maybe some chocolate pudding. But it does bother me that they didn't care to make sure that they weren't disposing of someone's flatware, my favorite flatware. That was one of the first things that I bought when I set out on my own. I wasn't about to eat with my hands! It was plain in design, but that's because I wanted something plain that would go with any decor that I had in the kitchen.

I have half the nerve to send a Moxmail to my fellow employees thanking whomever it was that threw my belongings away. But a lot of good that does me now.