Also Known As. . . .

It's no wonder that sometimes I don't know whether I'm coming or going. Check out all these nicknames:

• Pat
• Patser
• Phoofy
• Miss Patti
• Nurse Patti
• Patti-Cake
• Little Red Riding Hood
• Twin
• Peppermint Patti
• Pootie or Poot
• Pretty Lady
• Lil Bit
• Malinka (some type of Russian berry) - given to me by Ms Future MD
• Dyumovochka (Russian for Thumbelina) - given to me by Olga, but a new favorite for Ms Future MD
• Patalina
• Patalones (as opposed to pantalones)
• Paterowski
• Minnie Mouse
• Fatty (thanks a lot JR)