Good Grief Charlie Brown!

Imagine this if you will:
A young blond girl sitting in the computer lab at SAU, with both hands over her mouth in a vain attempt to keep her laughter from disturbing those in the immediate vicinity. This was me just about 5 minutes ago. I am sure that the entire lab has cleared since my disturbance. But really, thanks to whoever left me the comments, strange as they were. I needed a good laugh today.

Now, to address those things that have been requested.

1. My schedule is something that coincides with that of my preceptor's. If I am not returning calls it could be due to the fact that really do work most days and also the fact that my cell phone bill is $350. If burning within you lies such a strong desire to communicate with me I would consider it a most charitable deed to accept donations for paying the afore mentioned debt. Your help would be most appreciated!
2. The itching thing with the bugs sounds like it might be scabies. I have learned that when one feels as though they are being bit or something is crawling under their skin they have scabies. Stay away from other people. They do not want you sharing scabies! It is highly contagious! But of course this is not a for sure diagnosis. I am in no place to practice medicine. I am simply sharing what little medical information I have accumulated over the years.
3. About Leon. I would love to spend some time with you and get a bite to eat but as I said before, I am having some communication problems. I'll get to you as soon as I can. Or at least as soon as Verizon Wireless allows.
4. As for the rest of you, keep the comments coming, especially those of you who are fellow bloggers and people that I don't know. I love to see that other people are actually interested in what I have to say. Especially considering that I am really just another schmuck babbling the trifle details of my life.